![]() "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?" Brave some extreme weather zones, endure a little radiation and finally find and rescue Champ but who could I possibly find out here to help me get that far" "Look's like I've got my week cut out for me. " If you wanna be my nuclear reaction, ya gotta get with my fission" "*yawn* To be honest, there was some terrible racket going on all night" I bet I can find an alternate entrance though" "Shut up brain, I'm not in the mood to deal with you right now" " It's getting radioactive in here so put on your hazmat suit" Well, maybe I can swipe some of that C4 without causing too much of a fuss" "Jeez, these doomsday survivalist guys look pretty serious. Are you sure you're not still bitter over those, uh, shall I say, past incidents?" "I guess this must be the medicinal herb farm, wonder whose in charge here" "Hi there, I'm in the market for some noxious, unregulated chemicals" "Hi, I'd like to buy that vintage air conditioner part you've got back there" "Hellooo? Hey, how 'bout some service here" "Hey former child star, how about sharing some of those child star royalties for this clearly on the level charity I've got here" "I'm here to deliver this season's hot new game sensation courtesy of Papa Desi" And despite all that, I'm still no closer to finding Champ" I saw my former employer become one of the undead, got captured by a horde of mad cow Tourette's zombies and finally ended up imprisoned in the junkyard of demonic bovine overlord. I hope those Al-Qaeda guys can make good on their promise" Better check with Gary and see if the little guy will stay true to his word" If there's one thing in the world worth going to hell and back for, it's my loyal companion" I can't imagine what else could go wrong today" Now that I'm done with his chores, maybe that demon cow guy can help me find Champ. They're a true testament to the resolve and determination of humanity and I think they're gonna be just fine in their little slice of paradise" The people of this town rose up from the ashes of a nuclear apocalypse, dusted themselves off and soldiered on. You have to admire the tenacity of the human spirit shown here this week. "Whew, am I glad we're finally out of there Champ but ya know maybe there's something to be learned from all this. I should be getting out of here with Champ in no time" "So I finally got directions to find Champ, a syringe full of a dubious chemical to cure him and an improvised explosive device to blow the seal that will lead me there. "Yep, looks like everything worked out pretty good in the end, eh Champ?" "*snicker* Right, well don't quit your day job. ![]() "*whistle* C'mon Champ, ya here? C'mon boy" You wouldn't happen to have an oversized breast pump suitable for a towering, demonic, Jewish cow demon, would you?" Before I begin retching uncontrollably, let me tell ya, I'm here looking for a particular item. A list of all Postal 2: Paradise Lost Postal Dude voice lines in alphabetical order with attached.
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